#68: El Guapo. The villain from The Three Amigos, El Guapo was funny, multi-layered and still fearsome. Dare I say, in-famous? I truly wish I had seen Alfonso Arau in … Continue Reading It’s A Sweater!
#67: Zeus. No Holds Barred is not a good movie. That said, there was a time that I devoured everything WWF, and Hulk Hogan was my absolute hero. Zeus was … Continue Reading D-d-d-doookie!
#66: R.J. Fletcher. Man, I hated R.J. Fletcher. The owner of the rival network station to UHF’s Channel 62, R.J. Fletcher was an incredible antagonist for Weird Al. His character … Continue Reading I Guess I’ll Have to Turn This Place Into A Parking Lot!
#65: Skeletor. From the film, Masters of the Universe, Frank Langella’s portrayal of Skeletor was a bright spot in this largely forgettable film that I loved as a kid. He-Man … Continue Reading I Am More Than Man, More Than Life… I Am A GOD!
Day 64: Xur. A Rylan, having betrayed The Star League and his father, Enduran, Xur took command of the Kodan Armada, intending to become the Emperor of Rylos. He escaped … Continue Reading The Last Starfighter Is Dead
Day 63: Mama Fratelli. Anne Ramsey’s character from The Goonies was always scary to me as a kid. I wish this movie held up for me, but all I can … Continue Reading The Only Thing We Serve Is Tongue
Day 62: Lo Pan. From Big Trouble in Little China. Sadly, this was not one of those movies that I was raised on, and actually could stand to watch again. … Continue Reading This One Has Fire As Well
Day 61: Roy Batty. There’s some disagreement over whether Rutger Hauer’s replicant character from Blade Runner is actually a villain, as his quest is at heart, one meant to right … Continue Reading Tears In Rain
Day 60: The Kurgan. Played by Clancy Brown (who was the voice of Two-Face in Batman: The Animated Series), The Kurgan from Highlander is just an animal. Terrifying from start to … Continue Reading There Can Be Only One
Day 59: Ivan Drago. Whatever he hits, he destroys. The technologically trained super-boxer from Rocky IV, Dolph Lundgren sure plays a mean Russian for a Swede.
Day 58: The Joker. I loved this movie SO MUCH. Doing my part to aid in the spread of Batmania in 1989, I think I saw it 3 times in … Continue Reading Wait’ll They Get A Load Of Me
Day 57: Johnny Lawrence. There are evil villains, and there are just super punchable assholes. Johnny Lawrence from The Karate Kid is the latter. And even though this dude terrorizes … Continue Reading Put Him In A Bodybag, Johnny!
Day 56: Francis Buxton. The villain from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure was little more than an adult brat with no thought for anyone but himself. As silly as this movie was, the … Continue Reading You’ll Be Sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!
Day 55: Judge Doom. Christopher Lloyd’s masked toon character from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? literally gave me nightmares as a child. Menacing performance mixed with truly frightening animation. And as … Continue Reading Remember Me, Eddie?
Day 54: Biff Tannen (c. 1955). Man, Thomas F. Wilson played the hell out of Biff. He could’ve been a stock bully-type, but he managed to pull off humor, wily … Continue Reading What Are You Looking At, Butthead?
Day 53: Major Arnold Toht. Got to have a Nazi on any villains list, right? This dude was freaking creepy as hell, and that’s even before his face melted.