Day 63: Mama Fratelli. Anne Ramsey’s character from The Goonies was always scary to me as a kid. I wish this movie held up for me, but all I can … Continue Reading The Only Thing We Serve Is Tongue
Day 62: Lo Pan. From Big Trouble in Little China. Sadly, this was not one of those movies that I was raised on, and actually could stand to watch again. … Continue Reading This One Has Fire As Well
Day 61: Roy Batty. There’s some disagreement over whether Rutger Hauer’s replicant character from Blade Runner is actually a villain, as his quest is at heart, one meant to right … Continue Reading Tears In Rain
Day 60: The Kurgan. Played by Clancy Brown (who was the voice of Two-Face in Batman: The Animated Series), The Kurgan from Highlander is just an animal. Terrifying from start to … Continue Reading There Can Be Only One
Day 59: Ivan Drago. Whatever he hits, he destroys. The technologically trained super-boxer from Rocky IV, Dolph Lundgren sure plays a mean Russian for a Swede.
Day 58: The Joker. I loved this movie SO MUCH. Doing my part to aid in the spread of Batmania in 1989, I think I saw it 3 times in … Continue Reading Wait’ll They Get A Load Of Me
Day 57: Johnny Lawrence. There are evil villains, and there are just super punchable assholes. Johnny Lawrence from The Karate Kid is the latter. And even though this dude terrorizes … Continue Reading Put Him In A Bodybag, Johnny!
Day 56: Francis Buxton. The villain from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure was little more than an adult brat with no thought for anyone but himself. As silly as this movie was, the … Continue Reading You’ll Be Sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!
Day 55: Judge Doom. Christopher Lloyd’s masked toon character from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? literally gave me nightmares as a child. Menacing performance mixed with truly frightening animation. And as … Continue Reading Remember Me, Eddie?
Day 54: Biff Tannen (c. 1955). Man, Thomas F. Wilson played the hell out of Biff. He could’ve been a stock bully-type, but he managed to pull off humor, wily … Continue Reading What Are You Looking At, Butthead?
Day 53: Major Arnold Toht. Got to have a Nazi on any villains list, right? This dude was freaking creepy as hell, and that’s even before his face melted.
Day 52: Prince Humperdinck. Chris Sarandon’s turn as the loathsome Prince from The Princess Bride sticks with you. He’s one of those villains who is mostly unflappable. So when he … Continue Reading To The Pain!
Day 51: Hans Gruber. Played by the legendary Alan Rickman, Gruber might have been the best part of Die Hard, as Bruce Willis gets somehow retroactively worse with time. I … Continue Reading Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
Day 50: General Zod. Played by Terence Stamp in Superman: The Movie and Superman II, Zod was a Kryptonian terrorist who escaped to Earth with his henchmen, Non and Ursa. … Continue Reading Die As You Deserve To!
Day 49: Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump. It’s funny ’cause it’s not.
Day 48: David S. Pumpkins. Dear Lord, I love Tom Hanks. And I’m not sure I’ve laughed as hard as I did seeing this the first time in awhile.