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Day 56: Francis Buxton. The villain from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure was little more than an adult brat with no thought for anyone but himself. As silly as this movie was, the … Continue Reading You’ll Be Sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!
Day 55: Judge Doom. Christopher Lloyd’s masked toon character from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? literally gave me nightmares as a child. Menacing performance mixed with truly frightening animation. And as … Continue Reading Remember Me, Eddie?
Day 54: Biff Tannen (c. 1955). Man, Thomas F. Wilson played the hell out of Biff. He could’ve been a stock bully-type, but he managed to pull off humor, wily … Continue Reading What Are You Looking At, Butthead?
Day 53: Major Arnold Toht. Got to have a Nazi on any villains list, right? This dude was freaking creepy as hell, and that’s even before his face melted.
Day 52: Prince Humperdinck. Chris Sarandon’s turn as the loathsome Prince from The Princess Bride sticks with you. He’s one of those villains who is mostly unflappable. So when he … Continue Reading To The Pain!
Day 51: Hans Gruber. Played by the legendary Alan Rickman, Gruber might have been the best part of Die Hard, as Bruce Willis gets somehow retroactively worse with time. I … Continue Reading Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
Day 50: General Zod. Played by Terence Stamp in Superman: The Movie and Superman II, Zod was a Kryptonian terrorist who escaped to Earth with his henchmen, Non and Ursa. … Continue Reading Die As You Deserve To!
Day 49: Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump. It’s funny ’cause it’s not.
Day 48: David S. Pumpkins. Dear Lord, I love Tom Hanks. And I’m not sure I’ve laughed as hard as I did seeing this the first time in awhile.
Day 47: Dooneese Maharelle. I guess I didn’t know this character’s name before doing this picture. I thought it was Judith. My wife thought it was Eunice. We were clearly … Continue Reading Is That Bad?
Day 46: Stefon. New York’s hottest club is Selfie. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire, club promoter Joseph Gordon Fisherman opened a Soho hotspot in a haunted diaper. This place … Continue Reading This Place Has Everything…
